Ugly Sweater Cookie Kit

Ugly Sweater Cookie Kit

Whether nostalgia or National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is responsible for the gaudy ugly sweater phenomenon, it's taken hold. We thought it fitting to record this cultural milestone in Trader Joe’s Ugly Sweater Cookie Kit. Yes, we want you to decorate ugly sweater cookies – no knitting required. Each box contains 10 cookies in five different shapes: hideous vests, atrocious turtlenecks, homely crewnecks, unsightly cardigans, and Hawaiian shirts. (We know – not sweaters. We also know we don’t take ourselves too seriously, and we really love Hawaiian shirts.) Each variety comes in both vanilla and chocolate flavors. There are three colors of icing (red, green, and white) in their own ready-to-use bags and seasonal sprinkles for decorating. Make those sweaters as ugly as your imagination will allow. We’re selling each 21.5 ounce Ugly Sweater Cookie Kit for $5.99, a value that defies imagination.


INGREDIENTS:
ICING: SUGAR, WATER, PALM OIL, GOLDEN SYRUP, CORNSTARCH, MODIFIED CORNSTARCH, SALT, NATURAL VANILLA FLAVOR, AGAR, CITRIC ACID (ACIDIFIER), COLORS (TITANIUM DIOXIDE, YELLOW POWDER [MALTODEXTRIN, GUM ARABIC, TURMERIC, SUCROSE, VEGETABLE OIL, SODIUM ASCORBATE, BETA-CAROTENE, DL ALPHA TOCOPHEROL, ASCORBYL PALMITATE, SILICON DIOXIDE], BLUE POWDER [SPIRULINA, DEXTRIN, SODIUM CITRATE, SODIUM PHOSPHATE], RED COLOR BLEND [GUM ARABIC, CHERRY JUICE, MALTODEXTRIN, CITRIC ACID {ACIDIFIER}]). CHOCOLATE COOKIES: UNBLEACHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, IRON, AMYLASE, ASCORBIC ACID, THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID), FINE SUGAR, PALM SHORTENING, WATER, GOLDEN SYRUP, COCOA PROCESSED WITH ALKALI, SKIM MILK POWDER, BAKING SODA, SALT, NATURAL VANILLA FLAVOR, CHOCOLATE EXTRACT. VANILLA COOKIE: UNBLEACHED ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, IRON, AMYLASE, ASCORBIC ACID, THIAMIN MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID), FINE SUGAR, PALM SHORTENING, WATER, GOLDEN SYRUP, NATURAL VANILLA FLAVOR, SALT, AMMONIUM BICARBONATE. SPRINKLES: ICING SUGAR, MODIFIED CORNSTARCH, CORNSTARCH, FRACTIONATED PALM KERNEL OIL, CELLULOSE GUM, CANOLA OIL, VANILLIN (NATUAL BOTANICAL), FOR COLOR (ANTHOCYANINS, COCOA POWDER, BEET ROOT POWDER, CHLOROPHYLL), CONFECTIONER'S GLAZE. CONTAINS MILK, WHEAT.


NUTRITION FACTS:
Servings per container 20 | Serving size 1/2 decorated cookie (30g) | Amount per serving: Calories 120
Total Fat 3.5g (5% DV), Saturated Fat 2g (10% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 60mg (3% DV), Total Carbohydrate 23g (8% DV), Dietary Fiber 0g (0% DV), Total Sugars 15g, Protein less than 1g.
The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.


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