Turkey and Stuffing Seasoned Kettle Chips
November 27th, 2017—Fearlessly Archived—Still a fun read; price & availability may have changed.
Science fiction says that some day, entire meals will come in a single pill. That doesn’t sound very fun. What does sound fun is an entire meal in a potato chip. The future is now with our Turkey and Stuffing Seasoned Kettle Chips.
We’ve taken thick-cut, 100% American-grown potatoes, and patiently kettle-cooked them for extra crunch—but the real science is in our seasoning. First you taste the turkey, then comes the stuffing. If you close your eyes, you’ll swear you can taste the creamy gravy… even as you crunch. This is Thanksgiving dinner in a chip, and just like your regular holiday meal, one helping won’t be enough!
Our kosher, naturally gluten free, Turkey and Stuffing Seasoned Kettle Chips come in a seven-ounce bag for the very non-futuristic price of $1.99. It’s not science fiction. It’s Trader Joe’s.
POTATOES, SUNFLOWER OIL AND/OR SAFFLOWER OIL, TURKEY & STUFFING SEASONING (TAPIOCA MALTODEXTRIN, SALT, ONION POWDER, YEAST EXTRACT, RICE FLOUR, CANE SUGAR, MOLASSES, NATURAL FLAVOR, BLACK PEPPER, TORULA YEAST, LACTIC ACID, CITRIC ACID, TURMERIC EXTRACT, CELERY, PARSLEY, SAGE, THYME.)
Servings per container 7 | Serving size about 8 chips (28g/1oz) | Amount per serving: Calories 140
Total Fat 7g (11% DV), Saturated Fat 0.5g (3% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 130mg (5% DV), Total Carbohydrate 17g (% DV), Dietary Fiber less than 1g (2% DV), Total Sugars 0g, Protein 2g, Vitamin C (4% DV), Calcium (0% DV), Iron (2% DV).
The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.
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