August 14th, 2017—Fearlessly Archived—Still a fun read; price & availability may have changed. 

Trader Joe’s Watermelons are fresh, ripe and ready for eating! Slice them into wedges or slices; or halve and hollow, then refill with watermelon balls. How to find the perfect melon?  A “thump” will reveal a hollow sound, and the rind should be dull and easy to “scratch.” Trader Joe’s Watermelons are good-sized and, at $2.99 each, a heck of a bargain to get your summer off to a sweet start.

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