Birthday Cake Candy Bar
Trader Joe’s Birthday Cake Bar begins simply enough, as a white chocolate bar. After the cocoa butter, sugar, and milk concoction is crafted, the skilled chocolatiers top it with delicate morsels of cookies and multi-colored pastel sprinkles (their colors are derived from things like turmeric, beet juice, and beta carotene, rather than chemically-produced synthetics with names that end in things like -40 or -5). It looks like a flat birthday cake. It tastes like a creamy dream come true. Stick a candle in it if you’re feeling celebratory, or simply break it open and the celebration will surely follow; a Bar such as this will be met with fanfare everywhere it’s spotted.
We’re selling each two ounce Birthday Cake Bar for $1.49 – heck, that price alone is worth a party!
Ingredients: White Chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, nonfat dry milk, soy lecithin, vanilla extract), Colored Sprinkles (sugar, cornstarch, palm oil, palm kernel oil, soy lecithin, coloring [turmeric, annatto, beet juice, vegetable juice concentrate, beta-carotene], maltodextrin, sodium bicarbonate, confectioner's glaze, carnauba wax), Cookie Crumbs (sugar, rice flour, potato flour, tapioca starc, canola oil, natural flavors, salt, sodium bicarbonate, sunflower lecithin).
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