Organic Fair Trade Dark Chocolate Espresso Batons

Organic Fair Trade Dark Chocolate Espresso Batons

May 1st, 2017—Fearlessly Archived—Still a fun read; price & availability may have changed. 

Orchestral Maneuvers

in the Dark

Dark chocolate, that is. We’re always fans of dark chocolate, and when you can use said chocolate to strike up the band or conduct your very own musical ensemble, that enduring affection turns to love. When said chocolate can be yours for a mere 99¢, that love turns to obsession, which is where we stand on Trader Joe’s Organic Fair Trade Dark Chocolate Espresso Batons.

These Dark Chocolate Espresso Batons feature very short ingredient lists: organic cocoa mass, organic cane sugar, organic cocoa butter, and organic coffee beans. That’s it. No artificial flavors. No artificial preservatives. Just really good chocolates, in a magical, musical shape.

Of course, you may find chocolates with similar attributes in other stores. Will you find Organic Fair Trade Dark Chocolate for less than a dollar? We’d be really surprised if that were true. In fact, our experience tells us that you’ll pay significantly more in other stores. At Trader Joe’s, we’re selling each 1.25 ounce Dark Chocolate Espresso Baton for 99¢, a value that’s straight out of the wizarding world. Conduct yourselves accordingly.


Ingredients: Organic Cocoa Mass, Organic Cane Sugar, Organic Cocoa Butter, Organic Coffee Beans.


NOTE: Since posting, the details of this item may have changed due to fluctuating market prices, federal regulations, currency rates, drought, pestilence, bandits, rush hour traffic, filibusters, clowns, zombie apocalypse, punctilious product developers…;Contact our Crew for current price and availability.

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