Coffee Body Scrub
If you’re anything like us, it takes at least one cup o’ Joe in the morning to get you operating on all four cylinders. The routine is foolproof: shower, dress, coffee—then everything else. But since we’re all about efficiency over here, we’ve taken the liberty of amending that routine of yours as follows: shower with coffee, dress, then [more] coffee. That’s right—with our new, limited-edition Trader Joe’s Coffee Body Scrub, you can now literally bathe yourself in coffee.
Trader Joe’s Coffee Body Scrub is made with the finest of natural ingredients—Arabica coffee seed powder (a.k.a. ground Arabica coffee beans), sea salt, and sugar to exfoliate the skin, and vegetable glycerin, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, orange oil, and bergamot fruit oil to moisturize it. For best results, we recommend massaging the Scrub onto damp skin, then letting it dry for about five minutes before rinsing. The jury is still out on whether or not it’ll jolt you awake, but one thing is for sure: dead flakey skin doesn’t stand a chance against this stuff. Silky, summer epidermis, here you come!
We’ve seen similar, trendy scrubs retail for $9.99 and (way) up, but at Trader Joe’s, we’re committed to values that will perk you up—so we’re selling each 8-ounce tub of Coffee Body Scrub bag for the buzz-worthy price of $4.99. You’ll find it in our health & beauty aisle.
Ingredients: Sodium Chloride (sea salt), Sucrose (sugar), Coffee Arabica (coffee) Seed Powder, Glycerin, Prunus Amugdalus Dulcis (sweet almond) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (coconut) Oil, Fragrance, Citrus Aurantium Bergamia (bergamot) Fruit Oil.
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