Coffee Bean Blast Ice Cream

Coffee Bean Blast Ice Cream

May 1st, 2017—Fearlessly Archived—Still a fun read; price & availability may have changed. 

I Scream, You Scream

This Ice Cream’s A Real Dream

This is why people scream for ice cream. Trader Joe’s Coffee Bean Blast Ice Cream is, in our most humble opinion, the very best coffee ice cream available anywhere on planet Earth. Or beyond, on other planets whose populations value ice cream. Lest you think we hyperbolize – which we would never, ever do – we’re about to tell you exactly what makes this ice cream so special.

First and foremost, our Coffee Bean Blast Ice Cream has very low overrun. Overrun, in ice cream speak, is the amount of air that’s whipped into the ice cream – the higher the overrun, the lower quality the ice cream. (This one comes in at 25.56% overrun.) Because there is so little air in this ice cream, it is thicker, richer and creamier than lesser quality ice creams, a direct result of its 15% butterfat content. And then there’s the flavor. Big WOW here. Some coffee ice creams have a little coffee flavor – some don’t even use actual coffee. Our Coffee Bean Blast Ice Cream features big, bold, intense coffee flavor that comes from brewed Colombian coffee and bits of very finely ground French Roast Colombian coffee beans in every bite.

You might expect the best Coffee Bean Blast Ice Cream in the galaxy to come with an otherworldly price tag. On the contrary, we’re selling quarts of this creamy creation for the very down to earth price of $3.99 each, every day.  


Ingredients: Cream, Milk, Sugar, Egg Yolks, Coffee, Espresso Beans, Cocoa (processed with alkali), Coffee Extract, Carob Bean Gum, Guar Gum.


NOTE: Since posting, the details of this item may have changed due to fluctuating market prices, federal regulations, currency rates, drought, pestilence, bandits, rush hour traffic, filibusters, clowns, zombie apocalypse, punctilious product developers…;Contact our Crew for current price and availability.

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