Ugly Sweater Cookie Kit

Ugly Sweater Cookie Kit

January 3rd, 2017—Fearlessly Archived—Still a fun read; price & availability may have changed. 

First came the Gingerbread House Kit. And it was good. And it required some work, in addition to the basic decorating. It requires construction. Now, to be clear, the construction involved is not terribly, well, involved – but it is construction, nonetheless. For those of you who like to decorate but aren’t so fond of the building aspect of the whole building-a-house thing, we’re pleased to introduce Trader Joe’s Ugly Sweater Cookie Kit.

That’s right, we want you to make ugly holiday sweaters out of cookies. Every box (designed, of course, with ugly sweaters) contains 10 cookies in five different shapes. There are two each of sweater vests, turtleneck sweaters, crew-neck sweaters, button down sweaters, and Hawaiian shirts. (We know – not sweaters. We also know that we don’t take ourselves too seriously.) Each variety comes in both vanilla and chocolate flavors. There are three colors of icing for decorating (red, green, and white), each ready to use in its own bag with a decorating tip. Speaking of decorating tips, here’s ours: go wild! Make those sweaters as ugly as your imagination will allow. Stripes and plaid on the same sweater? Do it! Stars and diamonds and kittens sharing the same space? Yes! Host an Ugly Sweater Cookie decorating party and give out prizes for the most unlovely design! This is going to be fun.

It’s also going to be a great value. We’re selling each 21.5 ounce Ugly Sweater Cookie Kit for $5.99, while supplies last.


Icing: Sugar, Water, Palm Oil, Golden Syrup, Cornstarch, modified Cornstarch, Salt, Natural Vanilla Flavor, Agar, Citric Acid (acidifier), Colors (titanium dioxide, yellow powder [maltodextrin, gum arabic, turmeric, sucrose, vegetable oil, sodium ascrobate, beta-carotene, DL alpha tocopherol, ascorbylk palmitate, silicon dioxide], blue power [spirulina, dextrin, sodium citrate, sodium phosphate], red color blend [gum arabic, cherry juice, maltodextrin, citric acid {acidifier}]).

Chocolate Cookies: Unbleached Flour (wheat flour, niacin, iron, amylase ascrobic acid, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), Fine Sugar, Palm Shortening, Water, Golden Syrup, Cooca Processed with Alkali, Skim Milk Powder, Baking Soda, Salt, Natural Vanilla Flavor, Chocolate Extract.

Vanilla Cookies: Unbleached Flour (wheat flour, niacin, iron, amylase, ascorbic acid, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), Fine Sugar, Palm Shortening, Water, Golden Syrup, Natural Vanilla Flavor, Salt, Ammonium Bicarbonate.

Sprinkles: Icing Sugar, Modified Cornstarch, Cornstarch, Fractionated Palm Kernel Oil, Cellulose Gum, Canola Oil, Vanillin (natural botanical), For Color (anthocyanins, cocoa powder, beet root powder, chlorophyll), Confectioner's Glaze. 

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