Whole Grain Crispbread

July 08, 2016 in Category: What's New

What do Vikings and Trader Joe’s have in common? Well, Trader Joe’s isn’t planning on going on raids or building an empire (unless that empire is selling high-quality, delicious foods at low prices), but both have traveled the world trading goods, and... crispbread.

It is believed that crispbread can be traced back to the Vikings who stored it on ships for long journeys across sea. They lived on spare diets in terms of crops and produce due to the cold weather, but crispbread was one food that brought them sustenance.

Our buyers foraged and plundered (a more exciting way to say “worked”) a long time to get their hands on Trader Joe’s Whole Grain Crispbread, successfully expanding our empire past the borders of your mouth to the regions of your belly.

You may not be journeying for months on a knar (Viking merchant ship) anytime soon, but we think this Whole Grain Crispbread will be an excellent addition to your everyday diet. In fact, our Crispbread comes from the land of the Vikings (Norway), and is made of seeds, seeds, and more seeds! Ingredients include: sunflower and sesame seeds, flaxseed, oat and wheat bran, and a few other straightforward ingredients. It all adds up to a grand total of four grams of protein and three grams of dietary fiber per single cracker. (No wonder Vikings could live off of these!)

They’re mildly salty with a coarse, crumbly crunch that yields a gratifying sound every time you munch. Great alone, you can also serve them as an appetizer with some Goat Milk Brie, or another favorite Trader Joe’s cheese. Why not try them as a dipping partner for a steaming bowl of Organic Roasted Red Pepper and Tomato Soup?

We are selling the 7.75 ounce bag of 10 Whole Grain Crispbreads for $2.99, a price that won’t raid your wallet. 

NOTE: Since posting, the details of this item may have changed due to fluctuating market prices, federal regulations, currency rates, drought, pestilence, bandits, rush hour traffic, filibusters, clowns, zombie apocalypse, punctilious product developers... Contact our Crew for current price and availability.


Sunflower Seeds, Sesame Seeds, Wholemeal Rye Flour, Oat Bran, Oatmeal, Flaxseed, Spelt Bran, Wheat Bran, Water, Sea Salt, Salt, Oregano, Thyme. CONTAINS WHEAT. MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF SOY.

Tags: Seeds, Whole Grain