The Cow Moos At Midnight

August 25, 2017 in Category: What's New

The Cow Moos at Midnight. We repeat, the cow moos at midnight. In not-so-secret Trader Joe’s code, this secret phrase is meant to announce the triumphant return of Trader Joe’s Organic Midnight Moo—the chocolate syrup to which all other chocolate syrups aspire.

This longtime favorite took an unexpected hiatus from our shelves, but has now returned and is ready to improve your quality of life. No need to thank us; this is the stuff that drives us, too.

While a certain percentage of Americans seem to believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows, those in the know understand it takes the wondrous addition of Midnight Moo to create the very best chocolate milk. (Yes, we are very sorry to spill the beans.)

This is a certified organic, kosher (dairy), fat free Chocolate Flavored Syrup that’s crafted exclusively for Trader Joe’s. It’s rich and intensely chocolatey, and comes in a handy squeeze bottle you’ll instantly recognize even if you’ve never indulged before—just look for the cow jumping over the moon.

Chocolate Flavored Syrup this astounding should be put to good use. Is there a wrong use, though? Chocolate milk, chocolate shakes, chocolate sundaes, chocolate over ice cream…how do you Moo?

We’re selling Organic Midnight Moo in a 20-ounce bottle for $3.49, every day. We won’t blame you if your joy prompts you to join those moon-jumping cows.


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Ingredients

ORGANIC CANE SUGAR, WATER, ORGANIC COCOA POWDER, ORGANIC NON-FAT DRY MILK, ORGANIC GLYCERIN, ORGANIC SOY LECITHIN, XANTHAN GUM, CITRIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVOR, ORGANIC VANILLA EXTRACT.
CONTAINS MILK , SOY.

 

Tags: Fat Free, organic, kosher, chocolate