Birthday Cake Bar
No, dear readers, “Trader Joe’s Birthday Cake Bar” does not refer to a local gathering spot where folks congregate to celebrate the days of their birth. But, while you can’t head on down to the Birthday Cake Bar, you can eat it—and we promise you won’t be disappointed. It’s a masterpiece of confectionary convolution that you never knew you needed. Until now. And since we’re in the “now,” let’s talk about this “wow” of a sweet treat.
Trader Joe’s Birthday Cake Bar begins simply enough—as a birthday cake-flavored white chocolate bar. After the cocoa butter, sugar, and milk concoction is crafted, the skilled chocolatiers top it with vanilla cookie crumbs and multi-colored pastel sprinkles (their colors are derived from things like turmeric, beet juice, and beta carotene, rather than chemically-produced synthetics with names that end in things like -40 or -5).
It looks like a flat birthday cake. It tastes like a creamy dream come true. Stick a candle in it if you’re feeling celebratory, or simply break it open and the celebration will surely follow; a Bar such as this will be met with fanfare everywhere it’s spotted.
We’re selling each 2-ounce Birthday Cake Bar for $1.49—heck, that price alone is worth a party!
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WHITE CHOCOLATE (SUGAR, COCOA BUTTER, WHOLE MILK POWDER, NONFAT DRY MILK, SOY LECITHIN, VANILLA EXTRACT), COLORED SPRINKLES (SUGAR, CORNSTARCH, PALM OIL, PALM KERNEL OIL, SOY LECITHIN, COLORING [TURMERIC, ANNATTO, BEET JUICE, VEGETABLE JUICE CONCENTRATE, BETA-CAROTENE], MALTODEXTRIN, SODIUM BICARBONATE, CONFECTIONER'S GLAZE, CARNAUBA WAX), COOKIE CRUMBS (SUGAR, RICE FLOUR, POTATO FLOUR, TAPIOCA STARCH, CANOLA OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, SALT, SODIUM BICARBONATE, SUNFLOWER LECITHIN).
CONTAINS MILK, SOY.