April 30, 2012 - Fearlessly Archived - Still a fun read, price & availability may have changed.
We’ve been accused of hyperbole on occasion. And, okay, maybe using superlatives like “best,” “greatest,” “awesomest,” and “most delicious ever” overstates our case. A bit. So you could say we’ve done it again with Trader Joe’s Bite Size Everything Crackers. The “Bite Size” is spot-on – each of these crispy little crackers is, indeed, about the size of a single bite. It’s the “Everything” that might get us in trouble with the exaggeration-savvy. No, they don’t have everything on them. They are, however, loaded with a whole bunch of stuff.
What kind of stuff? Only the best, naturally. (Oh, there we go again.) These crackers, made with whole wheat flour, are topped with garlic and onion, with sesame, poppy and caraway seeds. If you have a dip, by all means, dip them. But if you’re dip-free, these crackers satisfy just the same because they have so much flavor all on their own.
Oh, and just so you know we know when we’re hyperbolizing, we know our Everything Crackers don’t really have everything. After all, we’ve left out the artificial flavors, colors and preservatives. We’ve also left out the high price. We’re selling each 10 ounce box for $1.99, every day, and that’s the best price around. No exaggeration necessary.