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We couldn't fit an entire pumpkin into the box that holds Trader Joe's Pumpkin Cheesecake, but we did fill it with rich pumpkin flavor. Blended, of course, into the tangy-sweet goodness of cheesecake that lies within the box, that is. Don't eat the box. We can assure you that it does not taste like pumpkin.
Trader Joe's Pumpkin Cheesecake is made with loads of rich, smooth cream cheese and impressive amounts of real pumpkin and seasonal, pumpkin pie spices. It makes a quick and easy dessert for a special-occasion gathering (dress it up with spooky accoutrements for Halloween), a weekend dinner party or even a weeknight supper with the family. Carve it up -- we suggest slices, as jack o-lantern-style would leave some cheesecake lovers with significantly less to love than others -- and top the slices with freshly whipped cream, ice cream, crème anglaise, or nothing at all.
We're selling each 30 ounce Pumpkin Cheesecake for $6.99. You'll find it in our freezers.