Reduced Guilt Chunky Guacamole

May 15, 2014 in

If guilt is that unpleasant feeling you get when you’ve violated your own principles, reduced guilt is that relieved sense that maybe what you’ve done is really not that bad. We can’t do much about all the 'other stuff' you do, but we’re happy to assuage any mashed-avocado-dip-related guilt you may be dealing with. 

Re-introducing our renowned guac with 50% less fat and 40% fewer calories.

But, how is this possible? Greek yogurt, mis amigos! The 12-ounce tub contains thick, creamy, low-fat Greek yogurt blended with hand-scooped avocados, chunks of tomatoes, red onion, cilantro, garlic, fresh lime juice, and a bit of jalapeño.

Keep the culinary confession booth at bay and rediscover the Mexican fiesta in your head. And... as soon as we invent Reduced Guilt Margaritas, we'll let you know!


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INGREDIENTS:

Hass Avocados, Low Fat Greek Yogurt (Grade A Skim Milk, Cream, Agar Pectin, Cultures), Tomatoes (Tomatoes, Tomato Juice, Salt, Calcium Chloride, Citric Acid), Red Onions, Lime Juice, Cilantro, Sea Salt, Jalapeños, Garlic, Black Pepper. CONTAINS MILK.